10 of the best sexting fails

Dirty talk over text doesn’t always go smoothly, you can say the completely wrong thing.  Auto-correct can also be a crafty bugger, changing what you meant to say into something warped and filthy. Of course those kind of texts always go to your friends, who will tell everyone, or your parents who will be horrified.

In no particular order, here are 10 of the best sexting fails, damn auto-correct. 

1. Chicken vaginas? Tasty!

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2. Excited testicles excited-testes3. The awkward moment when you see your grannies balls. 

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4. There is nothing wrong with a little night fucking. 

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5. In fairness, masturbating while trying to climb a ladder in the wind would be difficult enough for anyone.  

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6. A little man-on-man action is enough to get anyone excited for the weekend. 

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7. Be careful when texting your dad, any slip ups and he will just screw you over. 

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8. Penis butter- yummy. 

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9. Maybe paramedics should try this, or is that allowed?

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10. Damn, I hate when mothers do that. It leaves such a mess. 

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  • Kevin Gillespie May 7, 2013 at 10:55 pm

    OMG Rachel. I have actually been IN PAIN from laughing so hard, 🙂 🙂 RAtFLMAO 🙂 🙂

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