Longford Pig Farmer Kidnaps Debt Collector- This story keeps getting weirder


Squeel like a pig

In a further update to our story yesterday regarding the debt collectors threatened by Longford pig farmers, details of the incident have emerged in court.

The feckin’ mad things are not only accused of threatening to kill the debt collectors but far more bizarre claims were thrown out in court.

This defiantly is one of the weirdest things I have ever heard, the pig farmers are accused of ordering the debt collectors to strip and get into the pen with the boar.. Eh yeah sound hold on till I take off my jocks!

The farmer ordered one of his workers to “fire her up” prodding the boar making her agitated leaving the debt collectors in fear of being violated by the beast.

It was reported in court that Justin Tighe (Assets Security) said that Donal Connaughton (pig farmer) told them they would be lucky to get out of there alive and, my favourite part, they had met the Devil and he would take his head off and eat it, that’s the makings of a great horror movie right there.

In his defence Connaughton said he wasn’t expecting to see the men there as he had already made a deal with the company. Well poor man, he obviously got a fright and reacted the only way he knew how! Running a pig business for 22 years must have taken its toll. In a classic case of my word against yours Connaughton is claiming himself and his wife were in fact the ones assaulted.

This is all over a generator and two power washers! People already see Longford as being the back of beyond this really doesn’t help our Hicksville image now does it?


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  • TheNíRaghallaigh December 18, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    This is the wierdest thing ever, why is it only ever the crazies from Longford that get in the news??

  • Rachel Masterson December 18, 2012 at 6:18 pm

    I love the part where they claim it was actually the other way round, like the debt collectors are making it all up..like how?


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